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This week in Angry Old Guy

The jailor pays a visit...

Angry Old Guy hatches a cunning plan to escape.

“Being stuck in here feels like being in a zoo. Once a week a keeper comes along and throws in rashes of bacon and pork pies which is supposed to last me until the next time.

Last week I got him a treat with my bedpan though, and chamber pot went all over his face. Now he carefully inches pies and pork into my cell with a broom.”