Current Affairs




News which is "presently occurring"







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Current affairs are odd things to define. The Oxford English dictionary describes them as "...matters of public interest which are presently occurring or have at the very least occurred very recently."

So an affair may have happened, but unless you read about it right away it's no longer current, and therefore by extension no longer an affair either.

BFOF seeks to help you to avoid this catastrophe scenario by providing you with the most current affairs there are. Right away. And they are here now to read. Quick - there they are! - read them NOW or you know what will happen!


Story Index

    Confused man runs amok

    Bed Tester Industrial Action Halted By “Tired” Picketers

   Brand Rebellion Causes Panic on the Seven Seas

   Internet damage was caused by kick

   President Captured by Ninjas

   Palace quick to quash Queen booze speech rumours

   Queen Announces New London Borough