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"Neighbours" BBC 1
After 240 years of on screen appearance, TV's Harold Bishop finally bows out
of the show.
Episode 3,563,089, Scene 4: Int. Ė Bishop Family Home
S. Mangel: Grandad, what's happened to your head? It's swollen
to twice its usual size.
Harold: You honestly donít think I know that? Donít just sit
there gawping, phone the bastard ambulance.
S. Mangel: Iím trying, but your hand is clasped down on the
Harold: No itís not, that bastard Stingray glued it down last
night when I passed out drunk.
S. Mangel: Donít worry Grandad, Iíll gÖ
Harold: (interrupts) Get Dr. Karl Kennedy! Heíll know
what to do.
Dr K: Hello hello hello, what do we have here?
S. Mangel: Karl, thank God! Itís Grandad! His head has swollen
up, and his hand is glued to the telephone.
Dr K: My God, itís like nothing Iíve ever seen before.
S. Mangel: Can you help him? Oh God, his mouth is foaming all
over the carpet.
Harold: Gnang! Fuzzzzzzzz.
S. Mangel: Grandad? No!
Dr K: I just want to let you know that weíre all thinking of
you right now. Me, Susan and the kids.
S. Mangel: Get off me.